"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The occurrence happened by mistake." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with
utmost seriousness."
